Sex Stories Not erotic, usual story
The author's style and spelling are preserved in the distant past . That's when Disney claimed the moon was made of cheese . In one small town there was a woman . And all she was little and all men were what is feeble, and all well in all the polls, which were small . In short, the woman suffered very badly . And the jokers decided to play a trick on her . You all know that for good things we need to work hard and bad things neither labour nor the mind is not necessary . And she was told that there is such a good so good that well, just no words . With never like ! And our heroine wondered how to arrange a rendezvous . And it was over . You can't go home to lead do not understand . Now a little about the main character . He had a favorite pastime ! Will fasten on a rope of cans and early in the morning pulls down the street - people at work wakes . But that's not the only episode brought fame to our hero . More fuss about the other thing . At that time the city authorities decided to shift the asphalt on the main road which passed nearby . And all traffic was directed to a small nearby street . Our hero quickly figured out what to do . He saw that someone washed and dried the old police uniform in the sense of the old model . Quickly stole it . Cut the branch and polished it with black Shoe cream cut along the length of the removed bark ring and it turned out kind of rod . And here in such equipment began to joke jokes and in all seriousness . Took his favorite rope took off her cans and imposed on their place red rags and the rope pulled across the street . Machines rallied words there is no . One way for two kilometers and the other way for three kilometers . This queue is stuck and the dump trucks that hauled the asvaltu to the place of work . And this despite the fact that at that time the traffic flow was many times smaller than today . In a small street pandemonium machine well, except that still each other on the roof do not run . And then there is a real police . Because of the indescribable confusion she has on her goat so then called police cars to go to the break i.e. on the lawns on the sidewalks if nature allowed it and on the roofs of houses would have passed . What our hero . Bad and realized that now will be treated . Let's duck . But the police did not disappoint . By the way do not about our police think bad . Just all special services well in all the polls whether fans of chemistry - the CIA or their brothers-in-craft, MI5 and MI6 if comosed or the office uncle Muller of the Gestapo . And Yes that there to speak completely in all special services in emergency situations one thing the only the medicine . Well, so these servants caught up with the fugitive and treated . Need to recognize the medicine it turned out effective our hero another form of more never wore . But back to the story . Our heroine was in difficulty . But man, it is by nature active, energetic determined and even creative not confused . Let's give a little explanation here . This area of the city is old . And at the time when they built houses that they were put into operation together with outbuildings necessarily the same capital as the houses themselves . And people who are known to be all a little to these major constructions were built a little wooden outhouse and kept there someone that well, like hay or anything . And our heroine came up . Intercepts our guy hardly has he gathered people to Wake up and persuade to give it a noble pursuit to go along with it . Come on, I'll show you something and give you something . Our guy was a simple man and is not available characters not writhing . And not knowing what he should do followed those who called him . Our heroine just bloomed with joy . Gets it in a shed and closes it from the inside with improvised means because a small shed is always closed only from the outside . And then if you believe the assurances watchful always watchful all seeing and all knowing old ladies the poor girl after a few minutes he breaks out the side wall and as trenogina horse with spousename on your knees cowards and instead of blankets zadranye on the back skirt with a desperate cry AHHH leaves a few seconds ago, such a lovely and cozy home . Young people need sympathy . In many ways, they fit together but the trouble is the most important thing they were not compatible .