Tereré is already in the distant past . That's when Disney claimed the moon was made of cheese . Comes worker the main production in the workshop repair and service , by the way he came very drunk , and said, " Bet mine's the biggest ? "Then one of the repairmen was hiding behind his comrades and said :" do Not brag - obereshsya "Here , let's call it the guest or the first , and said :" can Not be that someone that was bigger than mine . Go out and show yourself ! A beer crate ! "Then, let's call him local or second, comes out from behind the comrades . For completeness, we describe the portraits of the characters , first was a hefty fellow , the second was over all kind of awkward , especially conspicuous it is not proportional , long arms, and that he emphasized the comic savedialog dispute is his small stature , And local repeats : "do Not brag - obereshsya ! "Guest :" Can't be . Let's try . "Here someone gave a ruler . Guest gets-pause-froze-31 cm ! Local reaches-pause-froze-34 cm . By this time the working day is long over and the whole company went to drink beer together . And then something happened that extended the story . The first always tries to go to the second and about something to talk about . And bigada repairmen all the time under various pretexts takes him and does not start a conversation . Malolo that came into our heads completely drunk person ? Well here is the first, and said, " Okay ! Still, such issues are drunk do not solve ! And not discuss ! Will come to you again . "After a couple of days he comes back to visit and says:" Guys where is my counterpart . I need to talk to him . Really need. "The crew of repairmen probably prepared for such continuation because at once there was a cognac and snack . And the foreman says: "So ! No where you're going . The conversation will be here and now . Who word word - to a fine . But to whom little and the penny picking " the Foreman was a cool guy and the team kept the severity . Neither protested the guest , and surrendered , And asked his counterpart as they say with women . And the have him this question very much the problem . All the people just fetch him from escaping . There are also comical stories . One ran away as soon as undressed, and dressed already on the stairs, even summer shoes threw . These shoes he then took to work . The local response was to tell him that the woman question is also a very big trouble . But he prilovchilis here's how : slivaet Wiener consumed and so the gun works while the woman would end , and then in the ass I also said they say people also want .